You said #2Knowing us, it's probably the latter disguised as the former. ("#2" was too easy an answer)
Nothing beats a homemade gift!If I'm not mistaken @dangerousdon is changing a special package about 5-10 times a day!
If I'm not mistaken @dangerousdon is changing a special package about 5-10 times a day!
Well...Danger Baby has not pooped since Monday Morning. At about 10:00 AM this morning...Danger Baby unleashed the toxic avenger!Nothing beats a homemade gift!
I'll never forget changing a diaper at 2am, when my son was about 2 months old. I was in the danger zone and was 3/4 asleep, when he released a solid stream of horribleness directly into my belly button and down my legs.... I think I stood there for about a minute, in a state of shock, before I yelled for my wife to come help, so I could get in the shower.. Ahhh parenthood... lolWell...Danger Baby has not pooped since Monday Morning. At about 10:00 AM this morning...Danger Baby unleashed the toxic avenger!
I can't say that I look forward to that specific incident...but I am sure it...or something very similar will happen soon enough!I'll never forget changing a diaper at 2am, when my son was about 2 months old. I was in the danger zone and was 3/4 asleep, when he released a solid stream of horribleness directly into my belly button and down my legs.... I think I stood there for about a minute, in a state of shock, before I yelled for my wife to come help, so I could get in the shower.. Ahhh parenthood... lol
Ah yes, we had twins so it was always twice the goodness and we used cloth diapers to save on money so it was even more fun running the presents to the toilet. Are you a gag type guy or due you just puff your mammoth hairs out and get the job done?Well...Danger Baby has not pooped since Monday Morning. At about 10:00 AM this morning...Danger Baby unleashed the toxic avenger!
More of the puff my mammoth hairs out and get the job done. The wife is more of a gag type girl. Not that I want her to have mammoth hair.Ah yes, we had twins so it was always twice the goodness and we used cloth diapers to save on money so it was even more fun running the presents to the toilet. Are you a gag type guy or due you just puff your mammoth hairs out and get the job done?
Oh boy you are in for a surprise!All of a sudden I feel like I hope @dangerousdon isn't my Christmas buddy! Not sure if I want a special Danger gift.
I can return the favor....except my daughter is 11..so....Oh boy you are in for a surprise!
Dad, you want me to do what?!?!I can return the favor....except my daughter is 11..so....
Okay..I'm laughing sooooo hard.Dad, you want me to do what?!?!
Well...Danger Baby has not pooped since Monday Morning. At about 10:00 AM this morning...Danger Baby unleashed the toxic avenger!
Oh man! When my son was 18 months old he ran a low fever all day but was acting normal. Well at about 2AM he starts screaming in the middle of the night. So I go running into his room. Pick him up start rubbing his back and calming him down. Then it happened. Threw up all down my back. Then Megan comes in takes over. I go shower.I'll never forget changing a diaper at 2am, when my son was about 2 months old. I was in the danger zone and was 3/4 asleep, when he released a solid stream of horribleness directly into my belly button and down my legs.... I think I stood there for about a minute, in a state of shock, before I yelled for my wife to come help, so I could get in the shower.. Ahhh parenthood... lol
Been there.Oh man! When my son was 18 months old he ran a low fever all day but was acting normal. Well at about 2AM he starts screaming in the middle of the night. So I go running into his room. Pick him up start rubbing his back and calming him down. Then it happened. Threw up all down my back. Then Megan comes in takes over. I go shower.
Next day he wakes up no fever and 100% back to normal.
Creepy yes, too creepy? I don't know... do it and see if random people start parking outside your house monitoring you... let us know... if they do then yes too creepy, if not you're in the clear!Or too creepy is it?