Rich's Journal: Adventures with Life and Sharp things

[woodpusher]

Kewl!!! I'm so out of date for a "breaking news" reporter.

 

[GearNoir]

At least you provide some entertainment!

 

[woodpusher]

In the amazing life of Rich, another OMG That didn't really happen, did it? moment ....

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When the nurse informed him today that he might be getting a roommate, his first response was "He doesn't have bad gas, does he?"





You can't make this stuff up, folks.

Apparently Rich's incoming roomie asked the same question of the nurses. When they answered him in the affirmative, out went Rich!

 

[woodpusher]

Psst, Rich!

 

[Majorrich]

It’s on like Donkey Kong!

 

[Fenster]

Good to see you back @Majorrich.

 

[Majorrich]

I’m pretty tickled to be here. This unwanted Chinese import took most of the starch out of me. I let the fever run a bit longer than I should have, so I’ll be a touch longer on the recovery side. We’ll know more after doctor follow up next week.

 

[GearNoir]

Eat plenty of ham and pumpkin pie tomorrow...I hear that works wonders for ones health!

 

[Luecke3262]

Best wishes for a smooth recovery, happy Thanksgiving rich!

 

[woodpusher]

Our chat plum wore me out today, Rich. I'm exhausted.

 

[Graybeard57]

Hope you are recovering well, Rich. Please drop by the Sunday Zoom soon.

 

[Majorrich]

Was this your first run in a while?

 

[woodpusher]

At that pace, yes. Usually our hour walks are much slower and more strolls than exercise.

 

[dangerousdon]

Dang Rich...and here I am all wrapped up in my own world. Sorry to hear about the tag-along from China. It sounds like you had a rough go of it. But I am happy to know that you gave that tag-along some real hell and you are now on the mend.

Here is some advice...

DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!

 

[Majorrich]

I’ll second that advice. And thinking it was a bad flu and not getting checked out by a week or so didn’t help much. I ain’t doin that again!
On a positive note I did lose 25 lbs!

 

[woodpusher]

OMG, Rich!! Didn't anyone ever tell you not to answer a video call when you're busy* in the bathroom!!!!!



I'll leave it up to him to provide additional details if he wishes.



BTW Nice haircut!

 

[NurseDave]

OMG, Rich!! Didn't anyone ever tell you not to answer a video call when you're busy* in the bathroom!!!!!



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Even Santa is upset?

 

[Majorrich]

I’ll let the video speak for itself.. lol

 

[Majorrich]

1 Oct 2020

Razor: Blackland Vector / Feather pro guard (?)
Soap: Pannacrema NUAVIA Rosa
Scuttle: Captains Choice
Strop:
Brush: Omega Boar brush of the washer
AS/eDt: Nivea 2 in 1 (ka-ka-ka POW)

Comments: one of the things about wearing Bluetooth enabled hearing aids, you can tell what SWMBO is surfing on the tv and realize it’s been several days since I’ve shaved and over a month since I’ve made a journal entry. The Vector is always hanging in the center of the shelf ready fo primary or back-up duty. Maybe this is one duty I should do on an actual keyboard and not on the iPad.

The Hardware: The Vector is the platinum standard of anything in my den. The Omega is one of my first brushes. All proven and ready for a quick shearing.

The Software: Pannacrema.....

The Shave: Three passes and a lot of feeling up, I can honestly say didn’t really need aftershave. But gotta do a little Nivea kakaPow to make it fall like I got ‘er done
Bbs in 3 passes.

 

[GearNoir]

But gotta do a little Nivea kakaPow

NurseDave’s legacy must live on.