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Nurse Dave's Shaving World
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Hey, I had to stop myself from mentioning colonoscopies
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@NurseDave , You still had me at18 minutes, 
Have passed kidney stones 3 different times over the years, not fun . Good luck on Monday.
Have passed kidney stones 3 different times over the years, not fun . Good luck on Monday.
I had a guy working for me a few years back who was struggling with kidney stones.
His wife took him to the express care one night in a particular fit of pain.
After a number of exams and consults from members of all female staff on duty that evening, he was sent on his way with a funnel, filter papers and told to keep drinking water and it will pass.
He hobbled into work late the next day complaining about how insensitive his wife was about his whining over the pain level he still had on the ride home and being advised to just drink more water. Her comments were something like, “You want ME to feel sorry for YOU after you just had 3 different women with your ‘ahem’ in their hand? Uh, I don’t think so!
It took me a while to stop laughing when he told me that.
His wife took him to the express care one night in a particular fit of pain.
After a number of exams and consults from members of all female staff on duty that evening, he was sent on his way with a funnel, filter papers and told to keep drinking water and it will pass.
He hobbled into work late the next day complaining about how insensitive his wife was about his whining over the pain level he still had on the ride home and being advised to just drink more water. Her comments were something like, “You want ME to feel sorry for YOU after you just had 3 different women with your ‘ahem’ in their hand? Uh, I don’t think so!
It took me a while to stop laughing when he told me that.
When you brought out the fragrance I thought you were showing a bottle of your kidney stones I was really scared for a minute
As always - the conversations during your shaves are the best!
Scotch, pain meds, and speaking do not
Mix
Mix
Ok…… you asked for it!
Now that’s better and you will be rewarded
It pairs best with this…..
Akro Malt
Times sure have changed. In my day, the only protection we were concerned about during the prom wasn’t above the neck.