Ratatouille makes me nauseous. A bunch of rats preparing your food...
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Nurse Dave's Journal
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Wall-E makes me sad...but so does Toy Story...so maybe I need medication.
As far as Pixar goes...for straight up animation I like The Incredibles 2. For story I like Brave and Onward.
No, I’m lucky my wife just says if you want it, buy it
GearNoir
“The Disney Princess’s Apprentice”
I’m pretty sure that, much like a salad is healthy for your body and offsets bad calories…free salads are also healthy for your wallet and offsets bad spending choices.
When Harry Met Sally scores at least 3 of 5 Bs?
- Bombs
- Bullets
- Blood
- Breasts
- Butts
Boring?
Never, as long as we get a score of at least 3. Remember the scale's proper name: Infallible Five B Movie Rating System™.
It’s an amazing thought experiment to think of how the movies titles might change as you begin to reorder your list.
Current order would favor something like Stormship Troopers, or Bad Boys.
But swap some around and it gets interesting…
The order in which they appear in the movies does not necessarily reflect their prominence or importance within the movie. For instance, pandering for a higher B Scale rating is always encouraged. Gratuitous scenes of violence and sex are always welcome, and receive due credit.
Personally I think the 5 B’s need to be re-thought
1. breasts
2. Butts
3. Boobs
4. Booty
5. Burgers
That is all
1. breasts
2. Butts
3. Boobs
4. Booty
5. Burgers
That is all
So Red October gets a 0??Personally I think the 5 B’s need to be re-thought
1. breasts
2. Butts
3. Boobs
4. Booty
5. Burgers
That is all
Sean Connery gets a pass no matter what movie he is in
Connery's co-conspirator and XO get shot = Bullets, Blood; they faked Red October's demise with a massive underwater detonation = Bombs. And there you have it: Bullets + Blood + Bombs = 3 Bs. 3Bs = Quality Film. Infallible.
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
@woodpusher wins the internet, checkmate
Ok, please do remind us of the official Bruce B scale.
