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@CVargo can you believe this guy? He doesn't like your lame cheesy dad jokes or my intellectually sophisticated ones. Some people are just determined to be grumpy.
 
A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.

She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her.

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!".

She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"

The voice answered, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
 
NurseDave said:
A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.

She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her.

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!".

She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"

The voice answered, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
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And just like that every blonde woman in the world has placed a contract out on Bougie…. Starting with @AvocadoQueen 😃
 
BarberDave said:
And just like that every blonde woman in the world has placed a contract out on Bougie…. Starting with @AvocadoQueen 😃
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Somehow I don’t think that would occur naturally. It would be proceeded with something like “HEY SHARON!!! COME SEE WHAT DAVE SAID ABOUT YOU!!!”
 
NurseDave said:
Somehow I don’t think that would occur naturally. It would be proceeded with something like “HEY SHARON!!! COME SEE WHAT DAVE SAID ABOUT YOU!!!”
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That is exactly what happened. I called her on the phone. And she started the cascading Anti - Bougie movement
 
Oh boy! No jokes since 6/8/2024! I AM SORRY! I was in Hawaii and left the book stateside. Let's get it on!

Everyone wave goodbye to @NurseDave mention tab!
 
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