AvocadoQueen
BarberDave’s Boss
Well this is disturbing; turns out the muffin man was a serial killer who lured kids down an alley with a muffin tied to a string back in about 1570AD. I never knew that, errr, thats dark.I'm still a might miffed about muffins, but I'm inclined to believe that the special event was to celebrate the creation of the 'AntiMuffin' making -5 a valid answer.
Oh, do you know the muffin man...