STARDATE: AD:20180430: NO SHAVE DAY ( Getting Ducks, chickens, Feed, Coup etc, etc )
Pre-Shave Lather / Hot Towel & Rince / 15 Laps TM linen / 50 laps TM Strop
Post-Shave: Lucky Tiger Aftershave Salve / Cold Towel & Rinse
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No shave today as we entered the world of Foul Ranching....... Oh Boy!
I was awoken by the boss indicating that we were getting some chickens and ducks..... uh ok, how hard and expensive could this really be, little chicks and Duckling are cute and cuddly....... the adventure begins.
So ducklings are cheap, so cute, so that was easy... but now we had to have a certain about of protein content while they were young ( 1-week ). However you can only buy in 50lb bags. Ok we will use it. They did not have the Chicks Sharon wanted ( obviously she knew what she was talking about. Yet another Secret Agent skill I did not know she had)
We now also needed a pen, so a chicken coup was in order (unassembled of course) so there vaporized another $400.00 LOL. So we took them home and the adventures of Mama Duck began. One yellow ( to be a typical white duck ) and one Black Duck ( to be who knows ), both female and I was excited to reach the some day Nirvana of "Duck Eggs" as has been described to me by the Maji of eggs.
what I did not know was that Ducklings cannot regulate heat yet, so they had to be kept inside..... we have cats.... smart cats that can turn door handles... so my shave den was now a duck play area with a box, water, feed, oh an did I mention we had to have special feed and water containers.
So, boxed up, happy and squeaky they now awed at the shave items ( ok they really did not care, but it made me feel good ). Under a heat lamp, getting a tan they were happy. I did hold them for a bit to bond and was melted to a kid as they pecked at my mustache and fell asleep on my chests, after relieving themselves. They are messy WOW. On to building what would later be their home....
According to the box 400lbs worth, it would take one man 90-minutes to build....... Bolderpoopy!!!!. With both Sharon and I it took the rest of the day, into night and we still had not finished. HINT - Never do a DYI project with an engineer, that also happens to be your spouse........ After some fireworks it was time to stop our nocturnal building and check on our quackers. Holy poop..... they can poop, mess up water bowls, tip over feed bins, and still squeak happily. I now realized this was now payback for me refusing to do the cat litter boxes, oh so many time. PAYBACK!!!!
So after replacing a box, and told to keep the manure for the garden I was able to shower, relax and go online looking for chickens. I must state at this point I Like ducks much better. Like puppies with a un-ending poop agenda. Yes we have bonded.
So Craiglist turned up a local person who had Americauna chicks, 2 actually, bit older and supposedly to give off a blue- green egg of such richness kings had these... OK then. So yesterday we finished the coup, picked up yet more stuff, like bedding, scratch ( WTH ) and hardware cloth to reinforce and keep Cougars, bobcats, and apparently Dragons from getting the foul. Yes it is engineered to the hilt.
We drove to the far end of Tucson and picked up the chick, some fresh eggs ( I have never had any) and now Sharon, completely happy treated me to Some Jack in the Box Tacos......... All was well with the world.
So now I must say I like Ducks More!! as we integrated the two species, the chicken, which I suspect are actually Eagles, by both the color and attitude tried to beat up on the ducks..... Oh hell No! they we locked in the nesting area, up the stairs to the left of the chandellier and in the Master suite, and the ducks, a bit shaken wee given a trip back to the shave den, until we figured out next plan.
The chicks are a bit older, and were being bullies, so I am looking forward to the day the Ducks get big and beat their butts, LOL so for now we needed to make yet another pen.
So, now even the ducks have a spa complete with pool. Now they are really happy and a blast to play with and one of the ducks is actually a submarine so all is well with them.
The chickens on the other hand after re-thinking it are VelociRaptors, Attitudes from Hades and no even close to being freindly and 5 weeks old. I will over come. BTW Chickens is Stupid compared to ducks. Chickens are cleaner and ducks are slobs.
They are like The odd Couple Chickens are Felix.... Alouf and snobby, and Ducks are like Oscar... Slobs, but Fun loveable and a Dog with wings. The adventure continues...... LOL