GearNoir
“The Disney Princess’s Apprentice”
That scotch was meant for you! They even put your picture on the front!
That scotch was meant for you! They even put your picture on the front!
.. We are gathered here today to celebrate the memory of NurseDave. He was tragically taken from us when they found him jammed into a cash register at the local Total Wine. All that was heard was loud pipes from a Harley, and a fading voice that bellowedNurseDave: I would really like to get me that last bottle of BlackAdder scotch, but there's just one problem....
NurseDave's Inner Voice: That 250 lb biker that's got it at the register already?
NurseDave: Exactly! What ever shall I do?
NurseDave's Inner Voice: I have a cunning plan, m'lord.
The newJack DanielsBottled in Bondis garbage.
I like that label.