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I think we broke Monty 
Watch Wars!!!! NATO edition.
I'm not sure what the North Atlantic Treaty Organization has to do with watch bands......but I guess I will find out.
First up is Dave....of the I'm on a tour of several NATO nations....let see if I can start a war variety:
hmmmmm.....This watch looks nice. The band...I guess is NATO (how would I know...I'm not a watch expert). Still....I like the face...but when are you going to have some numbers?
Next up is Ed....of the NATO....around here we call them the Allies variety:
Ok....ED knows I like this watch......and he's smart to wear it......Always a winner....always cool.
Our next entry is from Mark....of the I hear Rock N Roll unites the world variety:
Mark likes to think that I don't like this watch....but I do. It's just that I'm not sure if this is a NATO band.....and how would I know? Still, I like the face and finally!!! NUMBERS!!! Mark Rocks....for many reasons.
Next up is Dave....of the I thought it was the Nearly Always Teets Observing variety:
When is Dave going to learn that, as an impartial judge, I can not be bribed? I clearly can see that he's trying to buy my vote by offering to give me this watch........and while I will accept it......I'm not that cheap. He knows that the agreement was for the watch, two pieces of his Apollo collection and all the colors of the wind. I may have janky memory....but it's not that bad.
Up next is Jerry....of the NACHO daddy variety:
This is nice....but again....where's the numbers?? I like the band......I'm now understanding what a NATO band is (and I hope the audience is as well). This is a fine example. Top notch.
Next up is Chad....of the NEMO? Isn't that a fish? variety:
Chad.....how many times are we going to tell you that the child's watch is unacceptable as an entry? But in this case....you paired it nicely with a NATO band. So....you're in contention. Even Chad can improve.
Also submitting an entry today is Rich...of the NATO? I thought you said Potato and I'm not wearing any pants variety:
Who knew that leeeegit NATO bands existed? Once again, Rich has to wear the coolest retro watch....it's like his signature....well, that and being a ladies man. I like the face....the texture is super cool. Would be nice to have some numbers on there....but I guess I'm asking too much.
So....I have my lunch nuked and I'm ready to declare a winner.......it's...........
ME!!
You guys think you're so funny. Well, you can't beat me. And as punishment....I'm taking next week off.....no Watch Wars for you clowns. May all your wrist hair get ingrown and may your favorite time piece lose a second during the next month. Fake game show host.....OUT!!!
I'm not sure what the North Atlantic Treaty Organization has to do with watch bands......but I guess I will find out.
First up is Dave....of the I'm on a tour of several NATO nations....let see if I can start a war variety:
hmmmmm.....This watch looks nice. The band...I guess is NATO (how would I know...I'm not a watch expert). Still....I like the face...but when are you going to have some numbers?
Next up is Ed....of the NATO....around here we call them the Allies variety:
Ok....ED knows I like this watch......and he's smart to wear it......Always a winner....always cool.
Our next entry is from Mark....of the I hear Rock N Roll unites the world variety:
Mark likes to think that I don't like this watch....but I do. It's just that I'm not sure if this is a NATO band.....and how would I know? Still, I like the face and finally!!! NUMBERS!!! Mark Rocks....for many reasons.
Next up is Dave....of the I thought it was the Nearly Always Teets Observing variety:
When is Dave going to learn that, as an impartial judge, I can not be bribed? I clearly can see that he's trying to buy my vote by offering to give me this watch........and while I will accept it......I'm not that cheap. He knows that the agreement was for the watch, two pieces of his Apollo collection and all the colors of the wind. I may have janky memory....but it's not that bad.
Up next is Jerry....of the NACHO daddy variety:
This is nice....but again....where's the numbers?? I like the band......I'm now understanding what a NATO band is (and I hope the audience is as well). This is a fine example. Top notch.
Next up is Chad....of the NEMO? Isn't that a fish? variety:
Chad.....how many times are we going to tell you that the child's watch is unacceptable as an entry? But in this case....you paired it nicely with a NATO band. So....you're in contention. Even Chad can improve.
Also submitting an entry today is Rich...of the NATO? I thought you said Potato and I'm not wearing any pants variety:
Who knew that leeeegit NATO bands existed? Once again, Rich has to wear the coolest retro watch....it's like his signature....well, that and being a ladies man. I like the face....the texture is super cool. Would be nice to have some numbers on there....but I guess I'm asking too much.
So....I have my lunch nuked and I'm ready to declare a winner.......it's...........
ME!!
You guys think you're so funny. Well, you can't beat me. And as punishment....I'm taking next week off.....no Watch Wars for you clowns. May all your wrist hair get ingrown and may your favorite time piece lose a second during the next month. Fake game show host.....OUT!!!
Finally now I can show what I really wore and yes on a NATO band
07.19.2023
Hahaha
Very nice Metal NATO band!
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