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heysi said:
Hmmmm....I went back and checked the details you posted about today's submission....and that fact is glaringly absent. I'm obviously NOT an expert in watches (ergo...the comedy in this fake game show) and I'm only going on the info I'm aware of....or that you provide to me. This loss is on you. And what makes you think I know that you don't own any $32,000 watches? BTW......image of your supreme fanciness....BLOWN!!! (now I have to count on @NurseDave NOT telling me that he's also a cheapskate...don't ruin my dreams, buddy)
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I didn’t say I didn’t say that some of my watches are not near that caliber I just said I wouldn’t buy any more watches of that caliber or cost😎
 
NurseDave said:
Added two links and it’s pretty close. To be perfect I’d probably add one more link and go one notch tighter on the micro adjustment. Those crazy Russians. This is a jump date in that the date will only adjust forward and not back. So you have to keep changing the time back and forth around midnight to keep advancing the date.

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My son collects the soviet era russian watches , He loves his....
So is yours the type that to advance date you go past midnight and then turn it backwards to before 9 pm and then advance it again past midnight to do a "quick set " of the date ?
 
Jaro1069 said:
So is yours the type that to advance date you go past midnight and then turn it backwards to before 9 pm and then advance it again past midnight to do a "quick set " of the date ?
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Yes. Which of course if it's the 12th and currently set on the 15th is not a quick process.
 
NurseDave said:
Today’s theme is: The watch that Nurse Dave wore today. Winner!!!!
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An emergency rules committee meeting has convened in Tulare, CA and has determined that this particular violation is beyond egregious.....and they have laid down the following punishment:

A. the offending comments in the offending post will be removed and burned beyond recognition...or at least until the words no longer appear in the memory of anyone known to live on this or any other planet.

B. the offending party that posted said unmentionable words will immediately refrain from insulting by impersonation, the fake game show host of the fake game show, Watch Wars (Watch Wars is a registered trademark of Fake Game Show Inc. and its affiliates...all rights reserved).

C. the offending party will have to dance an apologetic interpretive dance on his patio in full view of the west bay of Milbrae, CA. This dance should be visible to anyone crossing the San Mateo bridge (so please remove any obstacles that impede that particular view). Costuming is at your discretion and encouraged.

4. the sum of $43.97 shall be placed in escrow for the remainder of all time plus one day. If the offending words are ever uttered, remembered or giggled about at any point in the future, that amount of money shall be forfeited to the fake game show host (or whom ever is tending to his elaborate grave stone......thank you in advance, to them).

E. anyone taking any of this seriously will be immediately laughed at.....not by me....but by a lot of people. Make your decision in an informed state of mind.

F. all rebroadcast of this silliness without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly forbidden....but really, is it ever?
 
heysi said:
An emergency rules committee meeting has convened in Tulare, CA and has determined that this particular violation is beyond egregious.....and they have laid down the following punishment:

A. the offending comments in the offending post will be removed and burned beyond recognition...or at least until the words no longer appear in the memory of anyone known to live on this or any other planet.

B. the offending party that posted said unmentionable words will immediately refrain from insulting by impersonation, the fake game show host of the fake game show, Watch Wars (Watch Wars is a registered trademark of Fake Game Show Inc. and its affiliates...all rights reserved).

C. the offending party will have to dance an apologetic interpretive dance on his patio in full view of the west bay of Milbrae, CA. This dance should be visible to anyone crossing the San Mateo bridge (so please remove any obstacles that impede that particular view). Costuming is at your discretion and encouraged.

4. the sum of $43.97 shall be placed in escrow for the remainder of all time plus one day. If the offending words are ever uttered, remembered or giggled about at any point in the future, that amount of money shall be forfeited to the fake game show host (or whom ever is tending to his elaborate grave stone......thank you in advance, to them).

E. anyone taking any of this seriously will be immediately laughed at.....not by me....but by a lot of people. Make your decision in an informed state of mind.

F. all rebroadcast of this silliness without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly forbidden....but really, is it ever?
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Counter point: Pthththththththt
 
heysi said:
An emergency rules committee meeting has convened in Tulare, CA and has determined that this particular violation is beyond egregious.....and they have laid down the following punishment:

A. the offending comments in the offending post will be removed and burned beyond recognition...or at least until the words no longer appear in the memory of anyone known to live on this or any other planet.

B. the offending party that posted said unmentionable words will immediately refrain from insulting by impersonation, the fake game show host of the fake game show, Watch Wars (Watch Wars is a registered trademark of Fake Game Show Inc. and its affiliates...all rights reserved).

C. the offending party will have to dance an apologetic interpretive dance on his patio in full view of the west bay of Milbrae, CA. This dance should be visible to anyone crossing the San Mateo bridge (so please remove any obstacles that impede that particular view). Costuming is at your discretion and encouraged.

4. the sum of $43.97 shall be placed in escrow for the remainder of all time plus one day. If the offending words are ever uttered, remembered or giggled about at any point in the future, that amount of money shall be forfeited to the fake game show host (or whom ever is tending to his elaborate grave stone......thank you in advance, to them).

E. anyone taking any of this seriously will be immediately laughed at.....not by me....but by a lot of people. Make your decision in an informed state of mind.

F. all rebroadcast of this silliness without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is strictly forbidden....but really, is it ever?
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The ownership of the TSC would like to apologize for the above rant. We do need to let the inmates out of their padded cells every so often. Not to mention, that we ran out of @heysi ’s Lthium treatment, and had to substitute Flintstone vitamins, V8, and sweet tarts as a bridge

Furthermore we again apologize for any confusion due to the fake game show host’s delusions thinking that he has any copyright ownership of anything posted on this forum which is owned by us

We need to apologize to the OP for being attacked by what seemingly is a very deep seated hate of the colors black & orange or variants thereof. Now identified, we can begin further treatment of @heysi with electroshock and Budweiser treatments.

Also apologies to the San Francisco Giants, the MLB, their fans, and any teams or sports that utilize a Black & Orange motif

If you come across said “ delusional game
show host” do not interact. Avert your eyes and feed him a piece of celery, a carrot , and a butterscotch lifesaver. To assist in this please be wearing black and orange at all times. This can be clothing, watches, or anything in this color scheme

Here are the current personalities that inhabit him, so please be advised

@heysi
Steven
Stephan
Monty Hall
Thank you
 
BarberDave said:
Furthermore we again apologize for any confusion due to the fake game show host’s delusions thinking that he has any copyright ownership of anything posted on this forum which is owned by us
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Who said I owned anything? You were deeded the ownership of Fake Game Show Inc. on its fake creation. You are also its affiliates. Fake game show host is the owner of nothing of value.

Ease up, legal boy.

BarberDave said:
Thank you
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This might be my favorite personality that inhabits him. I find Thank You to be kind, caring and hilarious. He does have a strange tendency to speak in a British acccent....but what are you going to do, govern-ah?
 
heysi said:
Who said I owned anything? You were deeded the ownership of Fake Game Show Inc. on its fake creation. You are also its affiliates. Fake game show host is the owner of nothing of value.

Ease up, legal boy.


This might be my favorite personality that inhabits him. I find Thank You to be kind, caring and hilarious. He does have a strange tendency to speak in a British acccent....but what are you going to do, govern-ah?
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