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TSC Sunday Zoomers 8.21.2022 Stunt Shaves continued and other Fascinating Conversations
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Yeah… About that negotiations are over it is a hard Negatory from Avocado queen so do you hooligans Plan B whatever that may be
I'll roast some up for her this weekend!
Well @BarberDave you did it to yourself……..You had the opportunity to empathize with those who shave their armpits……..you could have used real shaving products……but you had to be you……
Well considering your state borders with this wonderful country, and one of their chief exports is a tribute to your wonderful better half @AvocadoQueen …………your shave shall be……
Your shave will consist of:
(1) the straight razor of your choice (you’re welcome)…..
(2) Shaving “cream”: You will make fresh guacamole made from only the finest
avocados…….and the recipe must include at least 1/8 cup of freshly minced garlic.
(3) Aftershave: I know, I know.….you were thinking that we’d make tequila your aftershave - that would be the obvious choice…….but no, your aftershave will be a Corona beer (hey, it is cheap nowadays). Because we care, you can add a lime to keep up with tradition.
(4) Talc: Well you have a lot of corn starch talc right - right, well you’re not allowed to use that. You must use Corn Flour - as a tribute to wonderful tortillas.
(5) Cologne - I’m taking care of this - I’m going to try to get you some of this for the shave if I can get the shipping expedited:
To quote Thompson from the movie The Adjustment Bureau. ”When you look back at all this David. Remember, we tried to reason with you.”
Well considering your state borders with this wonderful country, and one of their chief exports is a tribute to your wonderful better half @AvocadoQueen …………your shave shall be……
Your shave will consist of:
(1) the straight razor of your choice (you’re welcome)…..
(2) Shaving “cream”: You will make fresh guacamole made from only the finest
avocados…….and the recipe must include at least 1/8 cup of freshly minced garlic.(3) Aftershave: I know, I know.….you were thinking that we’d make tequila your aftershave - that would be the obvious choice…….but no, your aftershave will be a Corona beer (hey, it is cheap nowadays). Because we care, you can add a lime to keep up with tradition.
(4) Talc: Well you have a lot of corn starch talc right - right, well you’re not allowed to use that. You must use Corn Flour - as a tribute to wonderful tortillas.
(5) Cologne - I’m taking care of this - I’m going to try to get you some of this for the shave if I can get the shipping expedited:
To quote Thompson from the movie The Adjustment Bureau. ”When you look back at all this David. Remember, we tried to reason with you.”
Deal!
… And actually I was a swimmer and a diver in school so I already shave my armpits bring on the guacamole. And I’ll do you one better will do my wife’s guacamole which has onion tomato and a wonderful array of spices but will make sure garlic’s in there as well
And Brian I don’t use flour since I’m mostly keto so would you except very very finely minced and powdered tortilla chips in place of the flowers in the talc?
And I’m the lucky one I’ve got an appetizer of beer and tamales . I’m from Arizona this is like hitting the jackpot thank you you are guys are too nice
Oh and no take backs at this point the Shave is set
Bad news on the cologne - I couldn’t find Tamales Cologne……
Good news though….I spent $63 on shipping so it better get there……you have to do sprays from each of these three I’m sending out to you….
They are on their way and they had better get there Mister!
Good news though….I spent $63 on shipping so it better get there……you have to do sprays from each of these three I’m sending out to you….
They are on their way and they had better get there Mister!
@Scuttlesoap I will do you one better you send me one of those huge goofy sombreros I’ll wear that during the shave
That is acceptable
Mmm. Yummy
This is on the way……
$63 for shipping cologne and $35 for a @#$%^&& Sombrero - this better be the best shave ever! Lol
$63 for shipping cologne and $35 for a @#$%^&& Sombrero - this better be the best shave ever! Lol
@BarberDave When its my turn, can I get a bottle of Double Knot from Four Peaks Brewing for the aftershave portion? Might want to make it two bottles.....in case of drinking spillage.
See @Scuttlesoap the CEC can get you to spend money on anything
You @Scuttlesoap You really did not have to do all that but it’s gonna be a blast
I've spent half the day loading online carts with stuff to buy....and then I remember this devious crew....and I empty the cart. And then open a new online store.