Lol'd at that! The War Department tried to kill me twice today!
I was sleeping, as usual she'd say, lol, and she got right in my face and whispered to wake me up. I wear a CPAP and didn't see her until she was 3" from my face. I screamed like a little girl, much to her delight.
Then just before she went to bed she started talking just as I turned the corner into the hallway. So she just appeared out of thin air talking loudly because I'm old and half deaf.
My term life policy is about to expire, so if I don't show up on here for 3 days in a row, call the authorities please!