Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[richgem]

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[Sara-s]

Life around here is never boring. Notes left on the fridge regarding needed groceries are never straightforward.
Items found on the refrigerator board include;
1) Freeloaders
2) Vampire-off
3) Popeye's girl
4) Testicles

Can you guess what the actual items are?

Spoiler

1) Sponges
2) Garlic
3) Olive Oil
4) Nuts

Scout's honor, I'm not making any of these up!

 

[richgem]

Life around here is never boring. Notes left on the fridge regarding needed groceries are never straightforward.
Items found on the refrigerator board include;
1) Freeloaders
2) Vampire-off
3) Popeye's girl
4) Testicles

Can you guess what the actual items are?

Spoiler

1) Sponges
2) Garlic
3) Olive Oil
4) Nuts

Scout's honor, I'm not making any of these up!

The first one gave me trouble but the rest I knew from someplace else.

It's good to know that Mr Sara has the same sense of humor.

 

[Sara-s]

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb?

Spoiler

Toucan do it.

 

[Sara-s]

 

[Spider]

Whoever put the S in fast food is a marketing genius!

 

[Jaro1069]

You think gas and electric prices are expensive, have you seen chimneys?

They're through the roof.

 

[Jaro1069]

Recent studies suggest that the leading cause of dry skin is

towels.

 

[Sara-s]

Using sublimation dying, I designed the shirt below, for Halloween. Who can guess (without peeking) what I’m going to be?

Spoiler

I’m a ceiling fan!