Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

 

[EMG06]

@NurseDave

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Spoiler

In case he got a hole-in-one!

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Spoiler

In case he got a hole-in-one!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what's the scariest thing to read in braille?

Spoiler

"do not touch"

 

[BarberDave]

Cinco De Mayo Edition.

@NurseDave What do you call a Mexican with a Big Toe?

Spoiler

Toe-Mas

 

[BarberDave]

Cinco De Mayo Edition Ver 2.0

@NurseDave Why was the Tortilla Excited to go Dancing?

Spoiler

It was Salsa Night

 

[BarberDave]

CdM ver 3.0

@NurseDave What did the Chupacabra name his Tattoo Shop?

Spoiler

Monsters Ink

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave What did the Mexican Photographer Name his Daughter?

Spoiler

Camera Diaz

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Spider]

What kind of clubs do the 30+ year old groups go to?

Spoiler

Costco

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a bee who is always complaining?

Spoiler

A grumble bee

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why is a chicken soccer match a bad idea?

Spoiler

There are too many fowls

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what are the dangers of walking when it's raining cats an dogs?

Spoiler

You might step in a poodle

 

[NurseDave]

 

[EMG06]

@NurseDave

What do you call a cow with a tic?

Spoiler

Beef Jerky

 

[NurseDave]

@CVargo

 

[Cvargo]

Oh @NurseDave I apologize for forgetting the dad joke while in Chicago for work. Time to play catch up!

 

[Cvargo]

Tuesday

@NurseDave what is a snake's favorite subject in school?

Spoiler

hiss-tory

 

[Cvargo]

Wednesday

@NurseDave what did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

Spoiler

odor in the court