Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why did the giraffe get bad grades?

Spoiler

his head was always in the clouds

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a dentist for crocodiles?

Spoiler

Totally crazy!

 

[NurseDave]

@NurseDave what do you call a dentist for crocodiles?

Spoiler

Totally crazy!

Wait, that's not punny

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you get when you cross a T-Rex and a vampire?

Spoiler

blood shortage

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a dinosaur in high heels?

Spoiler

myfeetaresaurus

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Spider]

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

Spoiler

For Hispanic attacks!

 

[NurseDave]

Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

Spoiler

For Hispanic attacks!

See @CVargo that’s funny

 

[Cvargo]

See @CVargo that’s funny

Would've been funnier if he formed the joke properly

 

[BarberDave]

Would've been funnier if he formed the joke properly

Great Chad has become the dad joke meme police. We have one constable, that’s enough.

 

[EMG06]

@NurseDave

Why did the sailor have to ground his son?

Spoiler

He couldn’t keep his grades above sea level

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Spider]

2 robbers were robbing a liquor store. One robber grabs a bottle and asks the other, “Is this Whisky?” And the second robber said “Yeah, but not as whisky as wobbling a bank.”

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave I apologize... the weekends really interfere with the daily dad jokes from the great dad joke book that you have come to love. But alas I will get you caught up!

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a blind dinosaur?

Spoiler

doyouthinkhesaurus

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why wouldn't the tiger eat the clown?

Spoiler

he thought it would taste funny

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what does a triceratops sit on?

Spoiler

Its tricerabottom