Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

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Sunday

@NurseDave what did the food critic say about the wookie steak?

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It was a little Chewy.

 

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Today

@NurseDave what do you call an eye doctor in Alaska that isn't really there?

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An optical Aleutian

 

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@NurseDave what rock group of 4 guys doesn't actually sing?

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Mount Rushmore

 

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[ShawnF]

If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?


Pilgrims.

 

[EMG06]

If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?


Pilgrims.

Man that is a classic that takes me back 30+ years! (And I’m only 41)

 

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Dad joke catch up incoming!

Wednesday
@NurseDave What do you call the security guards working at Samsung?

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Guardians of the Galaxy

 

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Thursday
@NurseDave why didn't Dorothy know Glenda was the good witch?

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She didn't know which witch was which

 

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Friday

@NurseDave Have you seen the new movie about the hot dog?

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I hear it was an Oscar Weiner

 

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Saturday

@NurseDave what do you get when you cross a robot with a tractor?

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a transfarmer

 

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Sunday

@NurseDave why did the angry jedi cross the road?

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to get to the dark side

 

[NurseDave]

@BarberDave please lock this thread.

 

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Today

@NurseDave what do you call 5 sith troopers piled together on a lightsaber?

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Sith-kabob

 

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@NurseDave why did Star Wars episodes 4-6 come before 1-3?

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In charge of directing, Yoda was

 

[BarberDave]

@BarberDave please lock this thread.

ok, after that last one I am considering your request

 

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@NurseDave why did professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

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So no one would know what side he was on

 

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@NurseDave why can't Harry Potter tell his potions pot from his best friend?

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They are both cauldron