Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave How do you weigh a millennial?

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In Instagrams

 

[Luecke3262]

I just ordered a 2025 Sumo Association Calendar.
I couldn't weight until the new year....

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a hippie's wife?

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Mississippi

 

[Luecke3262]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

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She'll let it go

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a fairy with gas?

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stinkerbell

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave why was the ninja staying bed?

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he had the kungflu

 

[BarberDave]

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a fear of giants?

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Fee Fi Phobia

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what did the lion say when he was asked why he was in the wardrobe?

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Narnia business

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

 

[EMG06]

@NurseDave

Sometimes I stand in a field wondering why the frisbee looks like it is getting bigger

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and then it hits me

 

[EMG06]

Nurse: Doctor your colonoscopy nearly killed that patient!

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Gastroenterologist: Rectum maybe, but didn’t kill’em

 

[heysi]

Nurse: Doctor your colonoscopy nearly killed that patient!

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Gastroenterologist: Rectum maybe, but didn’t kill’em

Ahh.....jokes for thee but not for we.

 

[Cvargo]

Saturday
@NurseDave who were the first people to skip Apple's terms and conditions?

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Adam and Eve