I'm 5-6 years ahead of you and have had bifocals for years. I HATE glasses. Hate to tell you it's downhill from there buddy.......@Dave in KY
She tells me stuff all the time. What wife doesn't? I do have a legitimate excuse. She talks softly most of the time.
And my hearing is bad. Especially my left ear. Thanks to Uncle Sam.
She wants me to get hearing aids. But dammit I still ain't got used to wearing Bi-focals. I'm falling apart like a Yugo car.
We can rebuild you stronger and faster. We have the technology. Ok, not stronger and faster, but at least make it so you can hear what she wants from the store and be able to read which broth is low sodium.She wants me to get hearing aids. But dammit I still ain't got used to wearing Bi-focals. I'm falling apart like a Yugo car.
Also there is no way in hell I am going to open up my lunch menu choices to you guys. I can see it now. "I vote for chocolate covered crickets" or some other form of Fear Factor crap. No thanks brother.