C.E.C. COMMUNICAI
EYES ONLY
TO: C.E.C. Operatives, C.E.C Support Staff, C.E.C. Jedi's, Floyd's Barbershop, Sheriff Taylor, Goober, Gomer, and The Burger King
FR: C.E.C Director
SBJ: Field and Office Promotions.
C.E.C.
1st off let me congratulate you on a STUPENDOUS Enabling Month. All quarterly number are up, and you should all congratulate yourselves on fantastic closing numbers. Field Operations indicates that observations of Empty Wallets, Vendor Orders, and Wife to Husband "Di Nozzoing" is up. A Special shout out to Ken Codename: Fluffy for a single night Jedi Mind Trick that as of 1924 hrs had made Clubman Reserve very happy and enabled no less that two of our own department members to go into a buying Frenzy.
Furthermore, The C.E.C. Operatives in attendance at last night's Briefing also witnessed and immediate buying example, and a Death Ray Stare at the same time. It is undetermined at this time if Alcohol was a factor, but knowing
@Cvargo it may have been, or a Peanut Butter Coma.
Also we want to congratulate
@Spider on his recent promotion and pay increase, as due to certain circumstances he really has become spidey! as well as Operative Fluffy
@Maryland998 to C.E.C. Jedi
Again Congrats from the Corporate Office.