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BINGO GAME # 55 - A Berry Frustrating Bingo

1/2 so far today,... I guess my tire remarks are coming back to haunt me
 
Wait…. We started??? These games always start on a Monday. What the crud, AQ?!?!

Won’t be able to get my card until I go into work anyway. Won’t open on my phone.
 
Lol. KJ, sorry you thought for a minute I would be like everyone else. On a high note, the minimum calls needed to win is 9 so you just saved yourself a weekend of 8 calls, you're all good.
Good luck. 👍
 
AvocadoQueen said:
Calls will be Standard American Bingo Hall calls
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Alright not to be a bingo complainer but i'm putting on my referee hat and throwing a flag! The above states standard American bingo hall calls. Good Good would hate to be playing Canadian bingo they can't even figure out how to explain temperature correctly or explain distances accurately... but I digress.
AvocadoQueen said:
with a twist
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Okay there's a twist I like twists especially with a little bit of lemon or lime oh I have an excellent new cocktail recipe to share wait wait I am getting distracted.
AvocadoQueen said:
consisting of the Rows B, I, N, G, or O
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Okay so we have BINGO rows, checks card... yup there are ROWS! I follow. Go on...
AvocadoQueen said:
The numbers however, will be replaced with the names of TRUE BERRIES
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Numbers replaced with True Berries got it. Just got done searching all calls and I ASSUME based off the rules as stated in the first posts a call would be like this: B-Strawberry. Or I- Want to Kick Dave in the berries (hey it's on my card). Or O-Eggplant :sneaky:

BUT I all I am seeing is random food names being littered throughout her posts which would follow and that makes sense seeing as what my card looks like. But how am I to know when 4 calls are made if I don't see the full card list? As an example I saw a post yesterday that Stated Cucumber Lime. So is there a lime called cucumber lime or are there two calls there? Cucumber and Lime?
 
@CVargo The above statement by our “referee” proves that day drinking is not recommended. That hurt just to read. just in principal alone, when we get to Vegas I am going kick you in the nuts, not the berries
 
CVargo said:
Alright not to be a bingo complainer but i'm putting on my referee hat and throwing a flag! The above states standard American bingo hall calls. Good Good would hate to be playing Canadian bingo they can't even figure out how to explain temperature correctly or explain distances accurately... but I digress.

Okay there's a twist I like twists especially with a little bit of lemon or lime oh I have an excellent new cocktail recipe to share wait wait I am getting distracted.

Okay so we have BINGO rows, checks card... yup there are ROWS! I follow. Go on...

Numbers replaced with True Berries got it. Just got done searching all calls and I ASSUME based off the rules as stated in the first posts a call would be like this: B-Strawberry. Or I- Want to Kick Dave in the berries (hey it's on my card). Or O-Eggplant :sneaky:

BUT I all I am seeing is random food names being littered throughout her posts which would follow and that makes sense seeing as what my card looks like. But how am I to know when 4 calls are made if I don't see the full card list? As an example I saw a post yesterday that Stated Cucumber Lime. So is there a lime called cucumber lime or are there two calls there? Cucumber and Lime?
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Wow, I totally get what you're saying.... the last time I walked outside and found my cucumber lime tree in bloom, I thought to myself, Self, it looks like you won't have to go out and buy that danged blended juice.
But I digress, you can check cucumber off and you can check lime off, and if per chance, you have cucumber lime in one square, I think you should check that off too. BTW, you need to go get Megan some wine. :oops: :rolleyes::LOL:
 
AvocadoQueen said:
Wow, I totally get what you're saying.... the last time I walked outside and found my cucumber lime tree in bloom, I thought to myself, Self, it looks like you won't have to go out and buy that danged blended juice.
But I digress, you can check cucumber off and you can check lime off, and if per chance, you have cucumber lime in one square, I think you should check that off too. BTW, you need to go get Megan some wine. :oops: :rolleyes::LOL:
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Boom! Not only did Sharon come into the bingo hall and Drop the Mic on Chad’s head, she actually beat him with it😂😂😂🤣🤣
 
The Bingo wizard has thrown a flag.
After further review of what has recently transpired by player #51 @CVargo aka Sasquatch, there will be a 3 hour penalty delay on calls after this post, 15 Yards and loss of down. On the upside, this will give Chad a chance to review the rules and sòoth his "caper berries".
 
BarberDave said:
@CVargo The above statement by our “referee” proves that day drinking is not recommended. That hurt just to read. just in principal alone, when we get to Vegas I am going kick you in the nuts, not the berries
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Okay okay... well we all know you are just mean.
AvocadoQueen said:
Wow, I totally get what you're saying.... the last time I walked outside and found my cucumber lime tree in bloom, I thought to myself, Self, it looks like you won't have to go out and buy that danged blended juice.
But I digress, you can check cucumber off and you can check lime off, and if per chance, you have cucumber lime in one square, I think you should check that off too. BTW, you need to go get Megan some wine. :oops: :rolleyes::LOL:
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She's funny while being mean so we like her better! But we all already knew that.
AvocadoQueen said:
The Bingo wizard has thrown a flag.
After further review of what has recently transpired by player #51 @CVargo aka Sasquatch, there will be a 3 hour penalty delay on calls after this post, 15 Yards and loss of down. On the upside, this will give Chad a chance to review the rules and sòoth his "caper berries".
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I'll throw another flag, unsportsmanlike conduct... are the calls going to be B- Caper Berries (as is suggested in the rules), "Caper Berries" (as has sometimes been used in bingo past), or just Caper Berries? Or are we going to get a plethora of all 3?

Also you can only have a loss of down on illegal forward pass or intentional grounding... so let's replay the down please! :LOL:
 
I will say this, one of the twists is that the name can occur in any column, so lime could be under B or G or O, etc. I thought this would make the game a little more random so that's why I'm not calling a Bingo letter before the call names. I thought you guys liked WTF moments. :)
 
First of all, I don't know what's going on. This weekend we had Dave playing the role of Chad, and now Chad has replaced KJ yet somehow in an even more annoying way. Dude can't just mark his own berries.
 
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