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I feel like there should have been a Star Trek Christmas Special. Where the Enterprise travels to an elf planet. Kirk fights a bunch of elves single handedly, while Spock stands aside with one eyebrow raised. Of course Kirk has help defeating the elves from the very tall female elf who looks a lot like Claudia Cardinale with an Italian accent. Of course in the beginning the tall female elf resists Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise, only to be seduced by our noble Captain and fall prey to his whiles! The tall female elf is fatally wounded by one of her own, which sets Kirk into a space Berserker. The good ship Enterprise wins this epic Christmas special only by blowing up the planet with the ship's phasers (or is it lasers, tasers? whatever) ruining Christmas for the Entire galaxy but once again making the universe safe.
 
dangerousdon said:
I feel like there should have been a Star Trek Christmas Special. Where the Enterprise travels to an elf planet. Kirk fights a bunch of elves single handedly, while Spock stands aside with one eyebrow raised. Of course Kirk has help defeating the elves from the very tall female elf who looks a lot like Claudia Cardinale with an Italian accent. Of course in the beginning the tall female elf resists Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise, only to be seduced by our noble Captain and fall prey to his whiles! The tall female elf is fatally wounded by one of her own, which sets Kirk into a space Berserker. The good ship Enterprise wins this epic Christmas special only by blowing up the planet with the ship's phasers (or is it lasers, tasers? whatever) ruining Christmas for the Entire galaxy but once again making the universe safe.
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Wasn’t that all of them?
 
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