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Take it easy.....you came in second.
That's it? No lume? No special surroundings? No story? No open urine specimen cup in the background?
Watch Wars: The Beginning
Many a watch wearer will ask themselves the immortal question......why does this silly game show exist? And why is the judge so unknowledgeable about watches?
The answers to those questions may never get revealed......or even asked.
But here we are and lets take a look at the watches worn today by our esteemed wrist owners.
Up first is our returning 2-time champ Eric of the Bigus Brainus variety....
Hm....well we can be assured that there won't be a three-peat. I know this is a "Watch" but come on....how ya gonna come at the judge with insults and compliments like that?
That being said......I'm impressed by the 10 year battery claim........how long has Eric owned this watch? 9 years and 10 months? 11 years and 14 weeks? And 5 Alarms??? I know Eric is a very important person....but it seems like he needs less demands on his time in the day. What is the mute feature for? Can Eric actually mute the world around him? Or just the watch? I need more info on all of these features.
I do like the digital map....that's cool.....but not enough to make this a standard watch with a face and hands and occasionally numbers....so I'm torn.
I do like the fine gingham shirt sleeve....but the urine sample in the background concerns me. I see a high sodium level and not enough sleep in that sample. Dr. Heysi will send his billing info shortly.
Here's Captain Ironic....Bougie McSuck-up.....of the blatant hypocrisy type....
Seems like someone is playing along with the "butter-up-the-judge-but-miss-the-mark-by-that-much".
This is a fine watch and its great to see that it works properly. Someone's main spring is well lubricated and that cap jewel is sufficiently shock protected.
But how dare you try to use Lego against me.......and with that horrid color scheme? Boooo. I do support your higher education journey but not cool.
Here's Dave......of the "not-even-trying" variety....
Hm....where have I seen this before? Oh yeah.....
Still....its a great looking watch. There's no denying that.
Oh.....Jimmy is posting in here today......of the "Show'd up late" variety.....
Ok....great looking watch....but you may have missed the point where its supposed to be on your wrist......or in a Lego car.
Looks cool......but make sure to wear it for the next entry. I also judge based on arm hair, shirt sleeve and background office creepiness.
Ok...its lunch time...time for judgement:
Today's winner.........................................
Bougie!!!!!
I do like that watch....very internal combustion and watch guts. Plus....now that I know all the work and parts that go into building a watch....that looks super cool.
Ok.....so Watch Wars will be taking a summer hiatus. See you gents after Memorial day....and may your wrists continue to be sexy.
Many a watch wearer will ask themselves the immortal question......why does this silly game show exist? And why is the judge so unknowledgeable about watches?
The answers to those questions may never get revealed......or even asked.
But here we are and lets take a look at the watches worn today by our esteemed wrist owners.
Up first is our returning 2-time champ Eric of the Bigus Brainus variety....
Hm....well we can be assured that there won't be a three-peat. I know this is a "Watch" but come on....how ya gonna come at the judge with insults and compliments like that?
That being said......I'm impressed by the 10 year battery claim........how long has Eric owned this watch? 9 years and 10 months? 11 years and 14 weeks? And 5 Alarms??? I know Eric is a very important person....but it seems like he needs less demands on his time in the day. What is the mute feature for? Can Eric actually mute the world around him? Or just the watch? I need more info on all of these features.
I do like the digital map....that's cool.....but not enough to make this a standard watch with a face and hands and occasionally numbers....so I'm torn.
I do like the fine gingham shirt sleeve....but the urine sample in the background concerns me. I see a high sodium level and not enough sleep in that sample. Dr. Heysi will send his billing info shortly.
Here's Captain Ironic....Bougie McSuck-up.....of the blatant hypocrisy type....
Seems like someone is playing along with the "butter-up-the-judge-but-miss-the-mark-by-that-much".
This is a fine watch and its great to see that it works properly. Someone's main spring is well lubricated and that cap jewel is sufficiently shock protected.
But how dare you try to use Lego against me.......and with that horrid color scheme? Boooo. I do support your higher education journey but not cool.
Here's Dave......of the "not-even-trying" variety....
Hm....where have I seen this before? Oh yeah.....
Still....its a great looking watch. There's no denying that.
Oh.....Jimmy is posting in here today......of the "Show'd up late" variety.....
Ok....great looking watch....but you may have missed the point where its supposed to be on your wrist......or in a Lego car.
Looks cool......but make sure to wear it for the next entry. I also judge based on arm hair, shirt sleeve and background office creepiness.
Ok...its lunch time...time for judgement:
Today's winner.........................................
Bougie!!!!!
I do like that watch....very internal combustion and watch guts. Plus....now that I know all the work and parts that go into building a watch....that looks super cool.
Ok.....so Watch Wars will be taking a summer hiatus. See you gents after Memorial day....and may your wrists continue to be sexy.
Stole my joke......wish I had known that before I awarded the trophy today......might have led to a different outcome.
EMG06
"TSC's Bingo Admiral"
For the record:
That is a cup of wonderful sencha from Japan
, where the time is currently 05:11am.I know that because my watch can show the time in Tokyo
GearNoir
“The Meme Savant of the TSC”
That will at least have an effect on your future urine.For the record:
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That is a cup of wonderful sencha from Japan
I know that because my watch can show the time in Tokyo
Its a urine sample for later this evening. In unfinished condition.
Ya…. Again…. Sorry not sorry LoL
I think you have an unknown contact bearing 340 degrees.
EMG06
"TSC's Bingo Admiral"
I know! While it’s actually an analog watch face that always shows your home time, it does look like a cool submarine toy!