What is your Elite TP?

[dangerousdon]

Charmin Forever Roll

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I clicked on the link and a message comes up..."We are Temporarily out of Stock."

If the TP Company is out of Toilet Paper...us common folk don't stand a chance!

 

[dangerousdon]

No kidding here. My time in Afghanistan was enlightening. Namely it prepared me for the end of times, otherwise known as the Toilet Paper-Pocalypse! Anyway...while I myself did not have to use the local wiping of the rear product, some servicemen and women had to when they ran out of the good stuff. Why is this a big deal? Well, because, the local stuff was pink and very reminiscent of crepe paper. The funny thing is...I think it was made by a company called Renova and you get get the stuff in nine different colors...including black!

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[dangerousdon]

 

[MilkCrate]

I clicked on the link and a message comes up..."We are Temporarily out of Stock."

If the TP Company is out of Toilet Paper...us common folk don't stand a chance!

I don’t have it, but did you see the size of that roll?

 

[Graybeard57]

Just gotta laugh that this thread actually got started!

Not the first good idea I've "borrowed".

 

[Dave in KY]

Hunting friend of mine said if I need toilet paper I'll just go get some from Dave. I told him he shouldn't have any trouble the trees are leafing out now.......

 

[MilkCrate]

 

[Somnos]

We have been using Kirkland brand for a long time. It works good! But to be honest I am shopping for bidets.

Ahhhhh European Hermano! Now you’re talking...

 

[Somnos]

My elite toilet paper? Well now it’s the Kirkland stuff. My wife tells a funny story of a “serious” conversation just shortly after we got married. She got home from work and I asked her if we could have a conversation...in her mind she was all worried...what on earth is he going to say? My cooking? My cleaning? ...I simply said “just do me a favour, don’t buy cheap toilet paper”..... She hit me...

 

[Aaron]

Elite TP? Water! Oh, man, I'm kicking myself for not buying a bidet years ago. Best hundred bucks I ever spent.