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- Thread starter August West
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Hmmmm Summer in the Southwest....
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SOL Space lines flight 666 nonstop service to the surface of the Sun. Take-off temperature is a balmy 112 degrees. Our 5-day round trip will take us past the clouds of Venus and a look at the crispy skin of Mercury before touching the surface of the Sun on Sunday and then heading back home
We suggest that you do not touch any metal surfaces during our trip, as you may spontaneously combust. Also if you are wearing shorts, we suggest switching to long pants to avoid leaving skin on our interior
On our return flight, expect to disembark in cooler temperatures of 109-110, so we will be issuing complimentary coats as needed.
Our inflight movie will be "Dear God it's Lava" and our refreshments of Water will be served.
If there is anything we can do to make your flight more miserable, please do not hesitate to ask, and from our Arizona based flight crew, thank you for flying SOL space lines.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to SOL Space lines flight 666 nonstop service to the surface of the Sun. Take-off temperature is a balmy 112 degrees. Our 5-day round trip will take us past the clouds of Venus and a look at the crispy skin of Mercury before touching the surface of the Sun on Sunday and then heading back home
We suggest that you do not touch any metal surfaces during our trip, as you may spontaneously combust. Also if you are wearing shorts, we suggest switching to long pants to avoid leaving skin on our interior
On our return flight, expect to disembark in cooler temperatures of 109-110, so we will be issuing complimentary coats as needed.
Our inflight movie will be "Dear God it's Lava" and our refreshments of Water will be served.
If there is anything we can do to make your flight more miserable, please do not hesitate to ask, and from our Arizona based flight crew, thank you for flying SOL space lines.
Jupiter and Saturn will come within 0.1 degrees of each other, forming the first visible "double planet" in 800 years
The largest planets in our solar system will soon align for the great conjunction — the greatest skywatchers have observed since medieval times.
www.cbsnews.com
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
Sonic Boooooooommmm! (okay, I'm old)
Sonic Boooooooommmm! (okay, I'm old)
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
So ... umm...... you're saying that might not have been his hair dye running the other day? 
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry anymore.So ... umm...... you're saying that might not have been his hair dye running the other day?
woodpusher
TSC’s International Man of Meh
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