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@heysi for his mother (at least it wasn’t the mom in law - that would be head turning) - but it was for going to the airport….the airport…..let that sink in - here’s how the conversation went down:
Heysi’s Mom: I’m off to the airport…..Love you son.
Heysi: Hey mom, Let me get your bags - I’ll take you.
Heysi’s Mom: No Dear, don’t be ridiculous - no one wants to deal with the airport - the traffic, the security, all the hubbub. I’m fine. Besides all your friends from that Shaving Club want to see you. It’ll be fun.
Heysi:
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Heysi’s Mom: Honey, I know how to Uber - I have the app.
Heysi: *Grabs his mother’s bags and takes them hostage in his minivan* I’m taking you To the airport!!! That’s final.
Heysi’s Mom: My son must have no friends - I bet that Shaving Club is all made up . It’s been this way since that porn star stole his car!