so i went on a slipper try-on binge this week, my wife brought home ALL THE SLIPPERZ. I tried on 10 pairs of slippers, 3 different styles , 3 different sizes. 4 different companies. Holy moly, none of them fit.. i wont tell you the research we went through trying to understand why my feet don't fit in these slippers, i thought it would be much easier than dress shoes and athletic shoes, it was worse.. there aren't enough off the rack. choice in this area as outside shoes in a normal price.
finally she went for one last attempt, and while it sorta fits, it's not what i envisioned slippers should be like (btw, i have never worn slippers at length because they never fit before). It's a fireside by dearfoam shearling clog.. a bit tighter than i expected, but hoping that the shearling compacts a bit to make them fit better imho.
i think at my age, 45 in april, i've discovered not just that i am different, but just how different I am.. i had no idea that not only do I have a decently wide foot, which i had never really measured before last week, i have morton's toe/greek feet.
for those not in the know "
Morton's toe, considered by many ancient artists and cultures a high mark of beauty, dominance, and
intelligence. Also known as '
Fire Foot' or '
Greek Foot', the standout feature is a longer second toe than the rest of the
toes - and this
foot shape aparently denotes someone who is active, sporty and creative, and is enthusiastic about new ideas and other people, who in turn can encourage and motivate those around them." amateurs were always measuring my big toe space and that was never the longest toe.
what i've found after all the research is this foot apparently has potential negative connections to balance and stability, which absolutely makes sense why I am always tripping over everything, especially after a few brews.
so in analyzing my limbs in more depth, i never knew i had issues until people are like "mine isn't like that" and I am like what do you mean? my gloves always fit weird and i thought it was just bad generic design.. turns out it's me too.. both my thumbs are "royalty" thumbs aka "murderers" thumbs.
i always knew the thumbs were different. but the slippers are putting everything into perspective.
i can go on and on, but overall i look like a normal guy.. ok thats not so true.. but not as different as i've just recently 100% found out, i thought i was like 75% special
... so how does the story end?
i ordered a side of moose hide to see if i can diy some slippers that fit like gloves... i've spent sleepless nights watching tons of YT vids on making/fitting slippers and barefoot shoe designs. i am almost thoroughly exhausted by slippers now, so i don't know how fast my slipper making hobby will go.