Shawn & Chad's House of Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

 

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@NurseDave what do you do if being attacked by clowns?

Spoiler

go for the juggler

 

[NurseDave]

 

[CBLindsay]

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Hey @NurseDave I don't mean to offend you BUT, It do beleive this was already posted in this thread...by YOU!

 

[NurseDave]

Hey @NurseDave I don't mean to offend you BUT, It do beleive this was already posted in this thread...by YOU!

My apologies

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave what do you do when a clown holds the door open for you?

Spoiler

you thank that nice jester

 

[NurseDave]

Sorry for the delay, been a busy day

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave nothing starts with N and ends with G!

Prove me wrong

 

[NurseDave]

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave I apologize once again for missing you daily dad joke. So here we go!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Spoiler

A Roamin Catholic

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Yes @BarberDave scheduling confession now

 

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@NurseDave How do plants comfort each other when they are sad?

Spoiler

They photosympathize

 

[Cvargo]

@NurseDave have you ever tried to make a reservation at a library?

Spoiler

IMPOSSIBLE! They are always completely booked!

 

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

Oh here, let me ketchup

 

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@NurseDave

What do lawyers wear to court?

Spoiler

lawsuits

 

[NurseDave]

 

[GearNoir]

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Ackchually it’s Clint Rightwood and Clint Leftwood

 

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@NurseDave what's the point of putting fences around cemeteries?

Spoiler

people are dying to get in

 

[NurseDave]

 

[CBLindsay]