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Shave #344 (1100 Open Blade Shaves) of 2024:

Gear: “Armored” Colonial Brass General, Schick Proline blade, Stirling 2-band brush, CBL Fresh Vetiver soap, homemade witch hazel/aloe, Nivea Sensitive AS Balm, Captain’s Choice Venture, and Fine Platinum EDT to finish!

Feeling about back to 80-90%. Just wasn’t ready for Monday.
 
GearNoir said:
Just wasn’t ready for Monday.
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No one ever is...

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Shave #345 (1100 Open Blade Shaves) of 2024:

Gear: “Armored” Colonial Brass General, Schick Proline blade, Razorock Big Bruce synth brush, CBL Fresh Vetiver soap, homemade witch hazel/aloe, Nivea Sensitive AS Balm, Lucky Tiger AS, and Dior Homme Original to finish!
 
GearNoir said:
Shave #345 (1100 Open Blade Shaves) of 2024:

Gear: “Armored” Colonial Brass General, Schick Proline blade, Razorock Big Bruce synth brush, CBL Fresh Vetiver soap, homemade witch hazel/aloe, Nivea Sensitive AS Balm, Lucky Tiger AS, and Dior Homme Original to finish!

Last night was rough. After my OT workout, someone discovered me changing into my superhero costume while I was going to respond to a bank heist. Sad to say, I shall never be SuperNoir again.
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That is sad!
 
“Last night was rough. After my OT workout, someone discovered me changing into my superhero costume while I was going to respond to a bank heist. Sad to say, I shall never be SuperNoir again.”

WAIT! YOU’RE SuperNoir?! I always thought his heroic tales were just urban legends. Cosmic-level Respect to you, my mild mannered friend! 🥸
 
Shave #346 (1100 Open Blade Shaves) of 2024:

Gear: “Armored” Colonial Brass General, Schick Proline blade, Razorock Yaqi Rainbow w/ pony synth brush, CBL Fresh Vetiver soap, homemade witch hazel/aloe, Nivea Sensitive AS Balm, CBL Barba AST, and Penhaligon’s Sartorial to finish!
 
GearNoir said:
Shave #346 (1100 Open Blade Shaves) of 2024:

Gear: “Armored” Colonial Brass General, Schick Proline blade, Razorock Yaqi Rainbow w/ pony synth brush, CBL Fresh Vetiver soap, homemade witch hazel/aloe, Nivea Sensitive AS Balm, CBL Barba AST, and Penhaligon’s Sartorial to finish!

After yesterday's debacle ruining my alter ego, I thought I might as well put my new lock picking skills to the test and try out the super villan route. They don't even have to wear costumes. More to come on that.
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Wow, I'm not sure I approve of this.
 
heysi said:
Since Noir is French for Black....he's clearly wearing an all black super villain outfit. But its covered with tiny watch gears. He's completely stealthy....except for at the top of each hour.
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Is this your imitation AI generated description of me?
 
HMan said:
GearNoir is a reference to his stealth ninja kit, used while he sneaks out at night. Stealing into posh Santa Barbara gentry’s bathrooms in search shaving soap remnants to add to his perpetual tub of clown snot.
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I knew the lock picking equipment was for a reason. We have ferreted out the fiendish plans and secret identity of this GearNoir.......Lets see if SuperBougie can bring him to justice.
 
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