Dad Jokes

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[CVargo]

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@BarberDave was introduced to LVPD fattest I mean finest

 

[BarberDave]

@BarberDave was introduced to LVPD fattest I mean finest

Ya where is the Go Fund me, and @heysi should have known the speed limit

 

[BarberDave]

The phrase "You Guys Suck" does not quite fill the space, but the officer sure did fill space..... alot of it

 

[heysi]

Ya where is the Go Fund me, and @heysi should have known the speed limit

Who thought it was a good idea to let Dan Aykroyd navigate?

 

[BarberDave]

Who thought it was a good idea to let Dan Aykroyd navigate?

Oh ya blame AI. Who are you Sarah Conner?

 

[heysi]

Oh ya blame AI. Who are you Sarah Conner?

I literally said, as we waited to pull out of the liquor store, to go over to the left and make a u-turn and head back down Flamingo. Did you listen to me? NO....you listened to Dan Aykroyd. That's on you, Spangler.

 

[BarberDave]

I literally said, as we waited to pull out of the liquor store, to go over to the left and make a u-turn and head back down Flamingo. Did you listen to me? NO....you listened to Dan Aykroyd. That's on you, Spangler.

Ok no more tortilla chips for you

 

[BarberDave]

I literally said, as we waited to pull out of the liquor store, to go over to the left and make a u-turn and head back down Flamingo. Did you listen to me? NO....you listened to Dan Aykroyd. That's on you, Spangler.

If you remember Michelle argued your navigational prowess all day. She was right

 

[CVargo]

You believe this @NurseDave they have derailed our favorite thread!

So how do you get a message to a fish?

Spoiler

Drop it a line

 

[NurseDave]

 

[BarberDave]

Sorry
@NurseDave

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Spoiler

Because then it would be a foot.

 

[NurseDave]

Sorry
@NurseDave

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Spoiler

Because then it would be a foot.

#oldnews

 

[BarberDave]

#zipitbougie

 

[BarberDave]

 

[CVargo]

Hey @NurseDave where do you find a crab with no legs?

Spoiler

Exactly where you left it.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[EMG06]

@NurseDave

What do French Fries do when they meet after a long time?

Spoiler

They ketchup!

 

[CVargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a lazy kangaroo?

Spoiler

A pouch potato

 

[NurseDave]