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Chad vs. Pacqui chip

So here's a story.

Wife and I sitting down this morning eating some leftover ham with eggs. Wife wants toast. Sits down at computer.

Well I used her computer for this recording because I forgot to plug mine in. See where this is going?

Toast is crumbly... she likes her toast dark. She picked up what she THOUGHT was a crumb! It was a piece of the chip!

Her mouth is on fire and I might not make it through the morning.
 
Cvargo said:
So here's a story.

Wife and I sitting down this morning eating some leftover ham with eggs. Wife wants toast. Sits down at computer.

Well I used her computer for this recording because I forgot to plug mine in. See where this is going?

Toast is crumbly... she likes her toast dark. She picked up what she THOUGHT was a crumb! It was a piece of the chip!

Her mouth is on fire and I might not make it through the morning.
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Translated - I'm trying to figure out a way to blame the TSC for me not cleaning up my mess.
 
Cvargo said:
So here's a story.

Wife and I sitting down this morning eating some leftover ham with eggs. Wife wants toast. Sits down at computer.

Well I used her computer for this recording because I forgot to plug mine in. See where this is going?

Toast is crumbly... she likes her toast dark. She picked up what she THOUGHT was a crumb! It was a piece of the chip!

Her mouth is on fire and I might not make it through the morning.
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I don’t know what’s worse...the fact that the missus got some or the fact that it could be part of what Chad spit out 3 days ago...
 
Cvargo said:
So here's a story.

Wife and I sitting down this morning eating some leftover ham with eggs. Wife wants toast. Sits down at computer.

Well I used her computer for this recording because I forgot to plug mine in. See where this is going?

Toast is crumbly... she likes her toast dark. She picked up what she THOUGHT was a crumb! It was a piece of the chip!

Her mouth is on fire and I might not make it through the morning.
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So if you had eaten the whole chip none of this would have happened. See what happens when you don't keep your word.
 
Majorrich said:
...and she probably didn’t spit it out...
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