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Bowling Green we have a problem…

Majorrich

"I have Always been Rich"
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So.. I had Ruby out picking out some Labor Day steaks. I got a beauty of a Porterhouse and some burger. Came back out and she started running really bad, backfiring out the exhaust and no power. I stopped and called my mechanic who said as long as I have oil pressure limp it to the shop. I sounded like a ricer going to there. Upon arrival, I found I had no brakes and there was a lot of smoke coming out from under the hood. I popped the hood and…Flameage! I ran inside snatched an extinguisher and put the fire out. I won’t know til Tuesday or Wednesday what the damage is. On a positive note it starts right up and runs really bad. Early diagnosis is I lost ignition in 5 and 7. The injectors continue to pump out gas which blows up in the exhaust. The fire? Well..we don’t know what that was. And it never occurred to me to take any pictures.
 
Dude, light em up means the tires!
 
I am crying right now. Good thoughts for a good outcome

My Corvette Is my Shepherd,... I shall go fast.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements...,
It leadeth me down wide open highways....
It leads me on the path of gut-wrenching quickness,...
Yea, though I drive through the valley of rice,
I shall fear no turbo, for the Torque art with me.....
Thy rod and Thy piston, they comfort me.....
Thou preparest a smooth track before me.....
Thou hast anointed my bearings with Mobile One oil.....
My car has an abundance of power....,
Surly traction and victory shall follow me
All the days of my life.....
And I will dwell in the house of the Chevy V-8 Forever ,.......
Amen
 
I am crying right now. Good thoughts for a good outcome

My Corvette Is my Shepherd,... I shall go fast.
It maketh me burnout on black pavements...,
It leadeth me down wide open highways....
It leads me on the path of gut-wrenching quickness,...
Yea, though I drive through the valley of rice,
I shall fear no turbo, for the Torque art with me.....
Thy rod and Thy piston, they comfort me.....
Thou preparest a smooth track before me.....
Thou hast anointed my bearings with Mobile One oil.....
My car has an abundance of power....,
Surly traction and victory shall follow me
All the days of my life.....
And I will dwell in the house of the Chevy V-8 Forever ,.......
Amen
Dude.. You have got wayyyyyy too much time on your hands to come up with that.......
 
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