BINGO GAME #53 - Blackjack Bingo

[heysi]

@heysi

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Steven you have 19. Hit or stand?

stand

 

[heysi]

Well poop stick. I’ll stand.

Ok....I need to give you some Blackjack lessons when you're here. The dealer has an 8.....so its safe to assume he has 18 because that's how this game works.....you have 13.....you have to beat the dealers 18. And by standing....you are looking at a long road to go. Yesterday you passed up a chance at 21 which would have busted the dealer. Did you not see my post about working together as a team to beat the house???

 

[Cvargo]

Nooooooo!!!!

 

[NurseDave]

Ok....I need to give you some Blackjack lessons when you're here. The dealer has an 8.....so its safe to assume he has 18 because that's how this game works.....you have 13.....you have to beat the dealers 18. And by standing....you are looking at a long road to go. Yesterday you passed up a chance at 21 which would have busted the dealer. Did you not see my post about working together as a team to beat the house???

Listen here you!

 

[heysi]

Well I have thought I have been playing card #8 all this time. So I might as well make it official. My new card is #8

Now there's a strategy........play one card for the entire game that isn't yours and then get a joker at the right moment and take said card and win. Like a fool. A hairy, tallish fool.

 

[BarberDave]

Ok....I need to give you some Blackjack lessons when you're here. The dealer has an 8.....so its safe to assume he has 18 because that's how this game works.....you have 13.....you have to beat the dealers 18. And by standing....you are looking at a long road to go. Yesterday you passed up a chance at 21 which would have busted the dealer. Did you not see my post about working together as a team to beat the house???

Thanks, mom

 

[BarberDave]

Hit

 

[EMG06]

Nooooooo!!!!

So as KJ has subtly indicated, he is the former owner of Card #8.

Well I have thought I have been playing card #8 all this time. So I might as well make it official. My new card is #8

Chad you are now officially playing Card 8.

KJ I will send you your new assignment via PM.

 

[BarberDave]

And just like that, Guido, from the back room breaks @Spider ‘s fingers

 

[EMG06]

Did you not see my post about working together as a team to beat the house???

I think I missed that one. Players who are colluding against the house will eventually be found guilty of trespassing.

 

[NurseDave]

I think I missed that one. Players who are colluding against the house will eventually be found guilty of trespassing.

I say we ditch that guy out of an abundance of caution.

 

[Spider]

And just like that, Guido, from the back room breaks @Spider ‘s fingers

Yeah, say bye bye to Viking Bingo from Iceland!

 

[heysi]

I say we ditch that guy out of an abundance of caution.

You're going to get rid of the only player that has access to his own blackjack table?

 

[Cvargo]

You're going to get rid of the only player that has access to his own blackjack table?

I have one in my basement.... so the mob can proceed as planned.

 

[Jaro1069]

Now wouldn't it be ironic if spider were to get a joker as his next card and were to switch the cards back !!

 

[EMG06]

Now wouldn't it be ironic if spider were to get a joker as his next card and were to switch the cards back !!

A new fun option that might open up soon for some is that once you have 21 boxes marked off on your card, if you have a joker you can simply move the blanks to fit your missing spaces and you’ll win!

 

[heysi]

I have one in my basement...

Is it from Treasure Island???

 

[Cvargo]

Is it from Treasure Island???

Costco... But that's not the point.

 

[Spider]

Does having a blackjack table somehow make you a better player? I’m confused as to the argument here…

 

[heysi]

Costco... But that's not the point.

Pfffttt......amateur.