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BINGO GAME #53 - Blackjack Bingo

Looks like every card has either 5, 6, or 7 hits so it's close right now.

Bored? With the last 2 calls from each player, its pretty easy to figure out who has what card. It's like one of those process of elimination puzzles. Does it matter? No, but it kept my brain exercised for 5 minutes.
 
With the last 2 calls from each player, its pretty easy to figure out who has what card
Assuming that people are making calls that are on their cards of course. A big assumption, people in this game don’t always act logically.
 
Ok so advanced analysis of this photograph at the security center reveals:

-Facial hair / 5 o’clock shadow
-Glasses
-Hair
Are not suggestive of Steven

-Joan Jett t-shirt
-Swagger posture at holding nerdy movie prop
Are suggestive of Steven

Final analysis possibly @heysi

You're assuming alot. This picture was taken before the pandemic so my hair existed back then (and thanks for pulling that insult card on me)
I have worn glasses since I was 14. Near sighted.
It was the weekend and I used to skip shaving back then...not so much these days.
Everything else is correct.
Expert analysis...since I'm the foremost expert on Steven.....its really me in that picture. I could show you some pics from back in the day when I was very thin and had lots of hair.

@heysi

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Steven you start today with a 15. Hit or stand?
stand
 
Seriously?!

I have a feeling if I Don't take the card then you will end up hitting something good! UGH..... Hit... keep it small.
Chad....if you take the dealers bust card I'm going to glare angrily in your direction for the remainder of this hand.
 
The odds say to hit.
The dealer has a 4........you always have to assume he has a face card under there. So he has 14. Let him take the face card and bust so the rest of us can win. And what odds are you speaking of? The one that says the house has a better chance of winning if we all play as individuals? Those odds are why the casinos can keep the lights on 24 hours a day, running AC at high in the middle of july and why the building is over 15 stories tall. They learned long ago that they can beat anyone at any table alone. But put a table full of people working together....the dealers chance goes down.
 
You're assuming alot. This picture was taken before the pandemic so my hair existed back then (and thanks for pulling that insult card on me)
I have worn glasses since I was 14. Near sighted.
It was the weekend and I used to skip shaving back then...not so much these days.
Everything else is correct.
Expert analysis...since I'm the foremost expert on Steven.....its really me in that picture. I could show you some pics from back in the day when I was very thin and had lots of hair.


stand
One more person insult Steven’s hair and we have a trifecta which may be worth a Bingo call
 
When you wonder why people cross the street and avoid you......this is why.
Nobody avoids me baby my shops booked out till late April not to mention that people actually flock to me kind of like the old E.F. Hutton commercial. Oh, and by the way, can you get people to spend money????
 
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