Ahoy from Montana

[lathermewhiskers]

Avast ye shavers!!!

I be most honored ta join ye scallywags on the most epic quest fur the perfect shave!! I be a straight razor shaver not because it he some sort o macho thing ta do, but just it be a challenge fur me every shave n nothin be like it! Me be a fan of first line shave products, strike gold shave n the Ethos products. Me also be quite the brush hoe too. Be it boar, badger or synthetic me loves them all!! Gov'nr Frank, Dragonsbeard, be telling me this be the place fur a bildge rat like meself. Look'n forward ta meeting every one! Hahahahhaaar!!

 

[woodpusher]

Yarrr, and ye be well and goodly welcome ter join da Cadre, motley bunch'o'skallywags that we be.

 

[GearNoir]

Welcome aboard the TSC poop deck matey!

 

[NurseDave]

That’s quite the into! Welcome!

 

[Techichi]

That’s quite the into! Welcome!

 

[Dave in KY]

Welcome aboard ya stench of a scallywag

 

[MilkCrate]

Welcome to the forum!

 

[Shavin’ Yeti]

Welcome to The Cadre.

 

[bentheduck]

Can somebody translate that into Texan, please?

Welcome to the Cadre!

 

[Dave in KY]

Can somebody translate that into Texan, please?

Welcome to the Cadre!

Arrrr, a landlubber

 

[bentheduck]

Arrrr, a landlubber

I'll have you know that the furthest I've ever lived from the Gulf of Mexico is an hour! And it blows my mind when I hear that people haven't seen huge bodies of water like that in their entire lives. I'm spoilt!

 

[Techichi]

Can somebody translate that into Texan, please?

Welcome to the Cadre!

Hey yall! -- Texan

 

[Dave in KY]

I'll have you know that the furthest I've ever lived from the Gulf of Mexico is an hour! And it blows my mind when I hear that people haven't seen huge bodies of water like that in their entire lives. I'm spoilt!

I grew up an hour from the Joisey Shore

 

[celestino]

Welcome.

 

[woodpusher]

I grew up an hour from the Joisey Shore

Many of my questions have now been answered

 

[DeepSea]

Welcome aboard!

 

[MntnMan62]

Pirates? In Montana? I thought it was landlocked. And I thought the main crop was dental floss. Welcome! Pluckin' the floss!

 

[Majorrich]

Bosun. Pipe this gentleman aboard.

 

[MaineYooper]

Welcome! Great introduction, too!

 

[Patelliott]

Can somebody translate that into Texan, please?

Welcome to the Cadre!

Texan translation:
"Hey y'all

It would be quite the honor to join this group while on my search for the shave that reminds me like my granddaddy did eons ago. Just like my grandaddy, I am a straight razor user. I don't think I am Walker Texas Ranger when I use it, but I enjoy the challenge, like breaking in a new bronco. I am quite fond of First Line shave products, Strike Gold Soaps, and Ethos products. I have as many shave brushes as I do belt buckles, and I ain't picky whether it is boar, badger, or synthetic. Sheriff Frank, Dragonsbeard, tells me this is the place for a good o'le boy like myself. I am lookin' forward to saying howdy to everybody like it's Sunday mornin' service!

YEEHAWW"

Welcome to The Cadre! You joined a good group here!