Dad Jokes

[NurseDave]

@CVargo posting multiples doesn't make them funnier. It's like multiplying fractions.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[NurseDave]

@EMG06

 

[EMG06]

@EMG06
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I’ll revisit this joke whenever I need a laugh periodically

 

[heysi]

I’ll revisit this joke whenever I need a laugh periodically

This would be the first funny joke on here in weeks.

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave I apologize... the weekends really interfere with the daily dad jokes from the great dad joke book that you have come to love. But alas I will get you caught up!

He was too busy being a good Catholic.... Getting Drunk.... Gambling..... and then asking forgiveness ROFL

 

[CVargo]

@NurseDave What is a dinosaur's favorite kind of floor?

Spoiler

Reptiles

 

[BarberDave]

@NurseDave

Spoiler

 

[NurseDave]

 

[CVargo]

@NurseDave

Spoiler

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+100

 

[CVargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a million year old dinosaur?

Spoiler

Fossil

 

[NurseDave]

@GearNoir, the problem is when you laugh at each "joke" he posts, he'll never learn which ones are actually funny.

 

[NurseDave]

 

[GearNoir]

@GearNoir, the problem is when you laugh at each "joke" he posts, he'll never learn which ones are actually funny.

I’m just here to provide moral support.

 

[CVargo]

@NurseDave why are wasps so unpopular?

Spoiler

They are a bunch of wannabees

 

[NurseDave]

 

[CVargo]

@NurseDave what do you call a fly with no wings?

Spoiler

a walk

 

[NurseDave]

 

[heysi]

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I'd like the full minute of my life back that I wasted on reading this.

 

[NurseDave]

I'd like the full minute of my life back that I wasted on reading this.

Dyslexia is tough