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NurseDave

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Bingo Wizard

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• May 3, 2024

• #941

 

EMG06

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• May 4, 2024

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@NurseDave

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole-in-one!

 

NurseDave

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Bingo Wizard

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• May 4, 2024

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EMG06 said:

@NurseDave

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole-in-one!

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NurseDave

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Bingo Wizard

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• May 4, 2024

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CVargo

“Ya… Chris, Dave, It really is my fault"

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• May 5, 2024

• #945

@NurseDave what's the scariest thing to read in braille?

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"do not touch"

 

BarberDave

I pre-date cheese sauce

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• May 5, 2024

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Cinco De Mayo Edition.

@NurseDave What do you call a Mexican with a Big Toe?

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Toe-Mas

 

BarberDave

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• May 5, 2024

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Cinco De Mayo Edition Ver 2.0

@NurseDave Why was the Tortilla Excited to go Dancing?

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It was Salsa Night

 

BarberDave

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• May 5, 2024

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CdM ver 3.0

@NurseDave What did the Chupacabra name his Tattoo Shop?

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Monsters Ink

 

BarberDave

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• May 5, 2024

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@NurseDave What did the Mexican Photographer Name his Daughter?

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Camera Diaz

 

NurseDave

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Bingo Wizard

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• May 5, 2024

• #950

 

Spider

"The Cadre Constable"

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• May 5, 2024

• #951

What kind of clubs do the 30+ year old groups go to?

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Costco

 

CVargo

“Ya… Chris, Dave, It really is my fault"

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• May 6, 2024

• #952

@NurseDave what do you call a bee who is always complaining?

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A grumble bee

 

CVargo

“Ya… Chris, Dave, It really is my fault"

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• May 6, 2024

• #953

@NurseDave why is a chicken soccer match a bad idea?

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There are too many fowls

 

CVargo

“Ya… Chris, Dave, It really is my fault"

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• May 6, 2024

• #954

@NurseDave what are the dangers of walking when it's raining cats an dogs?

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You might step in a poodle

 

NurseDave

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• May 6, 2024

• #955

 

EMG06

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• May 6, 2024

• #956

@NurseDave

What do you call a cow with a tic?

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Beef Jerky

 

NurseDave

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Bingo Wizard

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• May 8, 2024

• #957

@CVargo

 

CVargo

“Ya… Chris, Dave, It really is my fault"

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• May 10, 2024

• #958

Oh @NurseDave I apologize for forgetting the dad joke while in Chicago for work. Time to play catch up!

 

CVargo

“Ya… Chris, Dave, It really is my fault"

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• May 10, 2024

• #959

Tuesday

@NurseDave what is a snake's favorite subject in school?

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hiss-tory

 

CVargo

“Ya… Chris, Dave, It really is my fault"

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• May 10, 2024

• #960

Wednesday

@NurseDave what did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom?

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odor in the court