Yummy?

[The Monkey]

Russian candy bars have disturbing secret ingredient: blood

This creepy candy bar kept Soviet-era children fed — and it’s still “in the red.” Hematogen — a chocolatey, chewy snack with an oddly metallic aftertaste — was the go-to snack for…

nypost.com

 

[Spider]

Coincidentally, Russia also has far fewer Vampire attacks than most countries. Apparently Russian Vampires are kept satiated through chocolate..... weird.

 

[The Monkey]

Is it any different than blood sausage? Or a rare steak (which I love)

 

[MntnMan62]

Funny. I though Black Food Albumin was vodka. Isn't vodka in everything made in Russia? I heard that's the secret ingredient in Gillette Silver Blues and Voskhods that makes them so smooth.

 

[The Monkey]

Funny. I though Black Food Albumin was vodka. Isn't vodka in everything made in Russia? I heard that's the secret ingredient in Gillette Silver Blues and Voskhods that makes them so smooth.

So don't shave and drive?

 

[MntnMan62]

So don't shave and drive?

No. That's ok. There isn't enough vodka in the blades for your blood alcohol level to reach over 0.07, unless you decide to shave twice that morning. Then you better not drive.

 

[BarberDave]

Is it any different than blood sausage? Or a rare steak (which I love)

yes yes yes!! love both

 

[Spider]

I'd definitely try it. You can buy them on Amazon, LOL.

 

[uacowboy]

Very... interesting?

 

[beginish]

Coincidentally, Russia also has far fewer Vampire attacks than most countries. Apparently Russian Vampires are kept satiated through chocolate..... weird.

They are all employed at troll farms and work the night shift.