I'm so bright my mama calls me son.
Is a meteorologist a guy who studies meteors?
Or is he really a Meaty-urologist?
Hedgehogs, eh? Why can't they just share the hedge?
I read "Great Expectations." It wasn't all that it was cracked up to be.
I'm sorry I used a period... I'll use a semicolon next time.@Cvargo can we get these jokes moved to the "Two Liners" thread?
Wondered how long it would take the editor to show up@Cvargo can we get these jokes moved to the "Two Liners" thread?
@Cvargo can we get these jokes moved to the "Two Liners" thread?
I was surprised to find out my appointment wasn't with a guy that studies meteors, but with a Meaty-urologist
Why can't Hedgehogs just share the hedge?
There you go Professor Getoffmylawn!I read "Great Expectations", but it wasn't all that it was cracked up to be.