Who wrote that??? Ugh. Lost me at the first sentence.... “So you’ve run out of shaving cream and haven’t had the time to buy a new bottle yet.”
Bottle? Since when does shaving cream come in a bottle?
And the whole thing just looks like it’s a thinly disguised advertisement for the water razor.
To the point though. Yes, as Rich mentioned we have done shave substitutes here before in our stunt shave series. You can shave with a lot of different things and still get a good shave. From my experience, the best thing on that list is hair conditioner. I used to shave in the shower, before I learned DE, and hair conditioner works great.
But I’m with Dave on the honey thing. Whoever suggested honey, has never actually tried shaving with honey.