Entry 3.0: For real this time
Well I just got out the shave and I guess I'll run the specs and procedure.

Before all that: my facial hair! Yeah yeah, I know. No shirt, sorry, but no nips! This was about 4 days of growth since Sunday. Not too bad.

So here's what I used. In the future I'll have to look into some other things
-CeraVe Renewing SA Cleanser
-91% Iso alcohol
-Stirling synthetic brush
-Baili Chrome DE
-Astra Superior (not shown)
- Stirling Barbershop soap
- Stirling bay rum AS
-100% Cotton towel (yay)
- generic steel lather bowl
-Pure h2o (the goat)
So for starters, I had to get my face washed and I used my usual morning cleanser. However, as much as I'm used to it I think it wasn't the best option. It's got salicylic acid and 20 other ingredients I cant pronounce. It's supposed to clean and soften, and has all these "non-" whatever, but i feel it may have overstripped my natural oils and didn't do much to prep my hair. This is a side effect of having my beard for too long and nursing it with various oils. Skin is soft, but too oily, and the SA took it out so my skin was a little too grippy. I believe my local CVS sells proraso products so I'll have to look into picking up some of their pre shave face wash.
Next is dampening the new towel and uh, well, I microwaved it for over a minute to get it hot. A world of difference as it easily steams up and sits nice on the face, but I probably should've pressed my neck longer. Next time should work. Got me supple but the skin still was... grippy.
Next was prepping the blade, gave it a good wash and inserted into the razor and doused it in alcohol. Maybe a rookie mistake but I'm very over hygienic with things. I do not care if it's new and fresh out a sealed package, I have to disinfect or I will bug out. Perhaps the alcohol could affect such things and maybe cause small millimeter gaps and offset the blade but... I prefer the sterility over that. Please, please correct me if I'm overthinking this.
Then the soap. Will admit that I'm not a fan of the scent, and if anyone wants the remainder of this sample puck DM me. I will admit though the lather was nice, I clipped a corner off so it's kept in tact incase I really didn't like it and wanted it to be clean as possible for the next person. With a small, maybe dime sized amount and some water, I worked about half a cups worth of lather with my brush. One issue that I have is the handle and fibers are short so the lather has a habit of spilling out and getting all over my fingers and sink a bit. Need to find a longer brush.
Application wise it was fine but with some issues. For one, the synthetic brush is very soft and cozy, and even when I was working it in it felt like a paintbrush gliding around. Nice, sure, but I prefer a rougher material personally. With my beard I was so used to using a boar brush and Oakwood comb, so this feathery softness feels like it's not getting in my hair and really working my skin. Next shave, I'll use the Beeker brush, which may be a gen 1 synthetic or badger hair idk, and see how that feels. Another issue is the damn hairs. Some strays came out and made it into the lather. Some I could quickly pinch out but some smaller bastards hid in the lather after application.
Now the shave... I will say this. It wasn't bad but I did get a few tiny nicks, but way fewer and more controlled that last time. When wet the DE didn't move shockingly, and the razor cut, but it felt too smooth and mild. Perfect for a newbie yeah but I didn't like the lack of tact awareness. Like, I know I'm shaving but I didn't feel it. Weird, I know. During the shave I followed my hair path and didn't ever go against the grain. It did the trick but it still left micro hairs you can see as grayness. I also only did one pass of the blade because two felt uncertain. Also I noticed my neck is different. It's harder to follow the grain on the neck and the angling and constant skin pulling was awkward with hand placement, and this resulted in nicks. My face and lips, perfect! Neck? Thin. Difficult. Next time I'll try to give more love and gently go upwards on the neck next time.
Another thing about the razor handle itself, the head felt bulbous and almost kept getting in the way. I know there the 30 degree angle and let the weight carry it but it felt too round and pronounced at the top, and with the extra width that covered the sides of the blade it added more complications. Also, remember those stray brush hairs? Well, I swiped over some of them and they diverted the blade slightly and screwed a few spots.
I also noticed that with the lack of experience I have no muscle memory. My hands were a little less dextrous and my face was twitchy. Like, I kept twitching my lips while shaving my face, or I would swallow while on the neck. I need to learn how to control that.
Besides that, it was an alright shave. No "DFS" as some may know and desire, but for a first legitimate, full face shave, it was a pleasant start.
But my word, the aftershave is gonna have to go. Again DM me if you want it I'll send it with the soap. The smell was strong and synthetic, a citrusy bay rum and clove experience. When i applied it my cheeks and surprisingly my neck were fine, I mean the nicks tingled, but dude. It felt like a damn f***ing nuke went off on my mustache and chin area. No screaming or anything, but I winced and the sensation was so intense I got dizzy. It felt like all alcohol and actual spice with no glycerin or moisturizers. I like a good skin bracer, but this felt like an assassination attempt. I learned that my "goatee" area is hyper sensitive and my neck is sensitive in that my skin is thinner and easier to cut, yet my beard is thickest there.
The result

Not amazing but not terrible. Next to do: pick up a better face wash, give more hot towel attention to my neck, try out the blade (i think it should have 1 run left in it before disposal unless yall think I'm tripping) in my cheap bastard DE, which is a bit less wide and doesn't cover the sides of the razor so I can fully see what I'm doing, and pick up an aftershave balm and definitely some alum. Might try to find a decent witch hazel. Again. I like bracing aftershaves but damn it I'm still tingling.
Overall, not bad but a good baseline experience. Maybe I might prefer slightly sharper or thicker(?) Blades. My facial hair is already strong genetically and two years of on and off facial growth from a damn good routine made them too resistant. Thoughts and comments, corrections and tips, all that fun stuff is welcome. Thanks especially to Spider and Gear for being great supports, and to the rest of the Cadre for being cool sports.
Who's up for a straight razor shave?